You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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