I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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