my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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