8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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