your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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