I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So squirting runs in the family.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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