You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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