He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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