Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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