he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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