And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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