I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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