So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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