I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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