How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
