i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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