There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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