I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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