you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
