If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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