they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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