She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My vagina is very pro this idea
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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