Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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