But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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