i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
