idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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