we have officially lost it.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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