in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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