he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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