Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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