I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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