what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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