She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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