I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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