I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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