Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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