the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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