Fine. I'll sleep in my office
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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