remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I think my moral compass just broke
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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