I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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