im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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