I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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