just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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