Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
