ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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