i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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