do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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