high people should be assigned attendants
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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