I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
only you would photoshop your dick
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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