I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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