I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You've changed since you got that strap on
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
