So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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