No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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