But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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