I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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