I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize